Cheap Frills! ('Cheap Thrills' Satire Lyrics) Original Song, Sia

Come on come on, turn the computer on,
It's Friday night and I won’t take long.
Got to stay focused, put my game face on,
It's Friday night and it won’t be long

'Til I win my dream dress,
Win my dream dress
It's totally Indie.
No, I don't have brand,
I don't have brand
But I got frills darling!

Honey, I don't need burando to have fun tonight
( I love cheap frills! )
Honey, I don't need burando to have fun tonight
( I love cheap frills! )
I don't need Ba~by
As long as can feel pretty.
I don't need A~P
As long as I look stunning!

Come on come on, turn the J-Pop on
It's Saturday and I won’t take long
Got to adorn my dress, put my headbow on
It's Saturday and it won’t be long

'Til I hit the meetup,
Hit the meetup
It happens monthly.
No, I don't have brand,
I don't have brand
But I got frills darling!

Honey, I don't need burando to have fun tonight
( I love cheap frills! )
Honey, I don't need burando to have fun tonight
( I love cheap frills! )
I don't need Ba~by
As long as can feel pretty.
I don't need A~P
As long as I look stunning! 

( I love cheap frills! )
( I love cheap frills! )
No Innocent World for me,
As long as I can buy Indie.
I don't need Angelic Pretty,
As long as I rock my petti!

Oh, oh

Honey, I don't need burando to have fun tonight
( I love cheap frills! )
Honey, I don't need burando to have fun tonight
( I love cheap frills! )
I don't need Ba~by
As long as can feel pretty.
I don't need A~P
As long as I look stunning!

La, la, la, la, la, la (I love cheap frills!)

I literally sing this version of the song in the privacy of my car whenever it comes on the radio. This version was a lot of fun to write! I hope you all enjoyed this spontaneous satire as much as I do.

Stay Frilly,

Original Music and Lyrics, Sia
Satire Lyrics, magicalgirlme